Are not INFINITE

Friday, June 03, 2005

You are the color red. You are the most
controversial of all the colors. You are often
easily angered, but as easily as you got
excited, you come down. When angered, do you
have the tendency to be malicious? Afterwards,
do you end up begging for forgiveness? Maybe.
But you're incredibly generous, and, odd
enough, needy. You love to hate, and
sometimes, you hate to love. This color
describes you as generally edgy. When in a bad
situation, you're pessimistic, and when you're
in a good situation, you're extremely
optimistic. You're painfully tempermental, and
sometimes it hurts the ones you love. But with
an exciting and stimulating attitude, you enjoy
talking to people and being social. But aside
from your bold and outgoing attitude, you're
attention-needing and attention-getting. This
color is associated with lust and desire--and
you are both lust and desirous. You're a
protective person when it comes to the people
you love. You're incredibly sharp-witted and
powerful (not to mention intelligent!).

What color are you? (Amazingly detailed & accurate--with pics!)
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woots.
leeched it from toilet brush's blog.
i like!
X))

but it remotely reminds me
of The Glob
strange..
wadever

uber horrid
my sister has this oh-so-wrong false perception
that onli females with long hair
can be perceived as pretty.

moron!!
i feel like shouting at her.
well, u carn actually blame her,
she's not yet nine...
forgive her lack of braincells.
-mock bow-

give her some time
to achieve normalcy.
in the meantime, her wise almighty elder
shall try to mould her into
a better person, instilled with
preferably acceptable values.
so much for a person ~~worthy of~~
needy of atticus finch..
-sneers at her as she tries to
complete her multiplications worksheet-

ah jia the AIRHEADED

gosh.
i mean, imagine ur sister going

"wah..
so pretty leh..
see jie, her hair so long,
blond also de.. (applaud her for knowing the word)
looks so much like a princess!!"

-practically faints-
i want to hammer her head!!
i can almost imagine her speaking in
pure lian lang:

"h3yZz jiExx, luukX @ hIlaRY dUff**
sOo pWe3tAyxx, i lubBx her lOnG HaIr..
i lUbbz euu hIlaRY dUff**
euu rAWwkXX!!"

censored
ARGHH!!! suppose we try to
start a campaign to censor lian lang..
sorry zheel, if i din get the capitals correct.
-punches zheel the camel's hump-

hrrumphh!
so vivid...
nooo..
cannot cannot.
must stop my kin from
morphing into a total lian..
eek.
a princess indeed!
go stuff ur head in the toiletbowl
and flush urself to bimbofairyland!
-pukePUKEpuke-

in an attempt to salvage the situation,
i ask in agony

"so u think a person will onli be pretty
if she has long hair?"

"yah. wat's wrong? "
she stares at me with a befuddled look.

wake upWAKE UP
-shakes her-
helloOOO, open ur eyes and smell the
~~flowers~~fuzz!!
butches are walking all over with
their gel-loaded ~~hay~~ spikes for hair..
chio bu(s) are going around
with nicely layered short cuts.
add a hairband and voila,
u got urself a nice look.

like, my senior pulled the trick off
completely chio, i thot her new cut was rather nice,
so i offered her a few famous amos COOKIES.
-chuckles-
okok, i offered a lot of ppl
i'm very nice u noe.
so generous rite?
-swipes away ego-

short fluff is alright after all!
dunno wat's wrong with my sis.
long hair ISN"T EVERYTHING..

jus take a look at taiwanese Xu Chun Mei.
she's got long hair..
BUT
she's a hopeless one.
trust me.

Xu Chun Mei: a highly strange woman who hails from Taiwan.
alien characterised by her very mental obsession
over her totally non-existent good looks and sexiness.
she holds herself in high regard, and is renowned for
her ugliness turned monkeyass joke.all that can be said
is thet beauty is REALLY in the eye of the beholder(herself).
oh, and she's skin and bones. VERY.

-intakes breath-
behold the always preened (because she needs it)
Xu Chun Mei!!oh, DOESN"T she look pretty?

reporter: -returned from the toilet after puking-
good day MeiMei, now tell us why do u think u are the prettiest(ahem)
celebrtiy?(AHEM again, she's jus a laughing stock)

xuchunmei:-poised and combing her long hair- u are asking me? oh, haha.
there's no answer u noe.. because it's a fact.dun tell me u din noe? -sombre, not-joking look-

reporter:-awkwardly, trying not to reach for tissue- erm, oh. sorry, my fault.so, if it is a fact that u are so ugly, pardon me, i mean, pretty, how come ppl are laughing at u? do u noe some even say we are jus playing along with a mad woman suffering from midlife crisis? -thrusts mic enthuly at her gargantua mouth-

who me?!

xuchunmei: -furious, withe the flower on her head almost exploding- me?! a mad woman? i'm so pretty and rich(she is i think), and how can they say that of me.
such a beauty i am, do u not see my long flowing, silky hair? i'm perfectly fine, and they are the disturbed ones thank you. how can i be mentally sick when i have so much poise and confidence in myself(a LOT)?!

reporter: -face contorted by efforts of suppressing laughter- pleas, calm down. anger can spoil ur already spoilt complexion. now, if so, explain why u're still single?

we're a perfect match...

xuchunmei: -playful smile on her witch face- wat do u mean single?! i am attached! and rightfully to my snookums william. hunghung is such a sweetum pie!
-blows kisses to the air, with reporter hurriedly avoiding the venom-

reporter: er, right. so, when and where did u hook up with Mr. Hung?

xuchunmei: aaah.. we met when i was going for an autograph session in africa, cape town. sometime last week.(the africans can appreciate her becos she looks as bony as them!)yes, wat a wonderful time we had. he was good in bed! -all too chirpily- i mean making the bed and doing houswork! yah.

reporter: -strangled look- yes of course.. both of u do make a VERY GOOD pair. made in heaven for each other! that's the end of our interview Ms. Xu, thank you very much! -relieved-

xuchunmei: wait wait! i show u our lovely poster together! wait!! dun run!!

-chases reporter as she proudly exhibits her ghastly photo with equally horrid william-

lol.
hilarious.
wow, very long leh, this post.
shall go off to terrorise sister with long-haired
~~maiden~~ monster xuchunmei.

-stomps off, child shrieking in the distance-

[edit]
oh gosh.
i crapped so much i completely forgot abt HOWARD!
i mean how could i!?
after writing the title of mrs howard.
he is so sweet.
caring!
cute!

MARRY ME HOWARD!!! GO HOWARD!!

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