the evil hot air balloon was under inspection of two other maggots today, from the approximate time of 7.30am to 8.35am. it was reported as wearing a very pleasant but fake smile throughout the whole session. according to info provided by sevenners, hot air balloon was unusually nice and patient, and rather too enthusiastic towards the whole episode. a sevenner who wish to remain anonymous revealed that it was staging a pretty animated lesson, filled with gestures and occasion nods.
"i suspect that she actually prepared a script for today.." commented a slim and erm, a bit nutty indian girl, who tried to perform 'baa baa black sheep' upon knowing that she was being interviewed.
"is the glare to disturbing for your eyes? bear with it for a while ah." hot air balloon was abnormally caring, all smiles.
upon questioning, a sevenner wif eh interesting hair which needs cutting who was , ahem, twitching wif irritation grimaced when asked how she felt about today's session wif hot air balloon.she replied wif a violent snare that it was a poser.
sevenners all agree that hot air balloon's charade today was extremely fake indeed, as during another session wif it later that day, hot air balloon threw of its mask of kindness and patience, regaining its normal revolting self. so the saying:'a leopard nvr changes its spots' proofs to be true.
apparently, its exaggerated ear-to-ear smile caused sevenners to lose their appetite momentarily.
"did you fart?
cos you just blew me away."
She told him that she believes in living
Bigger than she's living now
But her world keeps spinning backwards
And upsidedown